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Topic: Off list:Re: OT: Lawyer Jerks...err...Jokes Was = RE: [coffee] Re: +Modified and custom roasters (5 msgs / 118 lines)
1) From: Oaxaca Charlie
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 You where just lucky that very inapropriate, dumb, post was
quickly buried in stupid BBQ posts. You're supposed to lay off
the wise-ass posts when you're that far into the sauce.;o)
 Anyhow, the way I heard it was: There was this priest and a
rabi talking, when a cute young boy went past...
  C
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2) From: Oaxaca Charlie
 I swear to god I sent this straight to Rick, not to the list
with a "c.c" Yahoo-I hate you. I guess I'll stay away from even
personal emails after a few irish coffees. Embarrising as hell,
hope it was more humorous than offensive 
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3) From: Bill Martin
Stupid??  What Stupid??  
Bill
On Feb 18, 2004, at 6:38 PM, Oaxaca Charlie wrote:
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 From the fertile slopes of Kilauea Volcano on the Big Island

4) From: Bill Martin
Funny...  I could hear you slurring from here; 2600 miles offshore.
Bill
On Feb 18, 2004, at 6:45 PM, Oaxaca Charlie wrote:
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 From the fertile slopes of Kilauea Volcano on the Big Island

5) From: Rick Farris
Actually I fretted quite a bit over that post.  The way I heard it was
with the F-word, but I figured if I posted that, Ginny would get all hot
and bothered and say one of her words.  I tried telling it "I'd like to
make mad passionate love to that," to avoid the word "screw," but then I
realized that you don't "make mad passionate love to somebody out of
something," you "screw them out of something."  The whole joke hinges on
the listener thinking one thing while it actually turns out to be a pun.
As to the religious version, it's funny you should mention that.  When I
told the joke to my lawyer friend, he replied that he'd heard the
religious version, too, and kind of icily noted that he thought it was
much funnier that way.
Although I am possibly the least PC person you know, even I wouldn't
post race/religious jokes in a public forum.
-- Rick
P.S. As to the sauce, it's on my doctor's orders.  My blood pressure
Monday was 200/130, and he said I had to do something about it.  I
happen to know that alcohol lowers blood pressure, so I'm doing my part
by increasing my alcohol intake.  The problem is that my blood sugar is
also over 200, so I have to drink hard liquor (no mixer) or else my
blood sugar rises, too.
[RF]


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