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Topic: Un kaffe klatch way O. T. (2 msgs / 54 lines)
1) From: PAUL RIFKIN
Dear Dr. Lovehelper
     My problem is this.. I was involved with two
women.  One was sweet and loving but she couldn't even
make coffee.  The other was a great cook and she even
had a masser mini to grind her coffee beans but she
was mean as could be.  I was in a dilemma.  My heart
at war with my stomach.  To make a long story short I
married the good cook.  Now I can't stand her.  When I
look at her I get sick.  What should I say to her?
                               Nauseated in Seattle
Dear Nauseated,
     Why  not tell her to  go  cook something!
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2) From: miKe mcKoffee
Dear Nauseated in Seattle,
I don't know what you should say to your wife but you're an idiot, make that
imbecile, or maybe a dolt. You make your own choices and live with the
results and consequences. Couldn't cook or make coffee for yourself?
Boo-hoo. Want your mommy to do it for you?
Now I must be off to make after dinner Cafe' Crema Americanos for Debi and
self. Yeah, she can make coffee, I chose to do much of the cooking and all
of the coffee making at home. Oh, I "have" to slice up that Kona Mocha Torte
I "had" to make too. Poor me!
Sincerely,
Happily Married going on 24 years.


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