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Topic: A visit from Doctor Crema (2 msgs / 52 lines)
1) From: alfred
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Permit me to describe a house call from Doctor Crema.
Upon arrival and a cordial greeting he immediately checks your resting =
pulse rate.
If below 70, his first diagnosis is that you are not drinking enough =
coffee.
He then shows you his own home roasted beans and somehow you get the =
feeling that yours don't measure up.
Dumping the beans in the hopper, he then grabs your Mazzer and =
immediately violates your favorite setting and starts twisting the =
dial..
He then hands you the tamper that he brings with him, (a Barber of =
course), (chuckle) and says, 
"Go ahead, make your day"
Suddenly you hear the pump and the reddish brown liquid begins to pour =
into the shot glasses.
75% crema and you can see the smug, self satisfied grin on his face.
Then you don't even get to taste the shot as he downs the double and =
says.
"Good job, that was delicious!"
Call for an appointment!

2) From: Lesley Albjerg
Alfred,
 
The doctor must make sure the medicine is OK before the patient has some!  ROTFL.
I need that!
Les
also known as Dr. Crema
alfred <2391> wrote:
Permit me to describe a house call from Doctor Crema.
 
Upon arrival and a cordial greeting he immediately checks your resting pulse rate.
If below 70, his first diagnosis is that you are not drinking enough coffee.
He then shows you his own home roasted beans and somehow you get the feeling that yours don't measure up.
Dumping the beans in the hopper, he then grabs your Mazzer and immediately violates your favorite setting and starts twisting the dial..
He then hands you the tamper that he brings with him, (a Barber of course), (chuckle) and says, 
"Go ahead, make your day"
Suddenly you hear the pump and the reddish brown liquid begins to pour into the shot glasses.
75% crema and you can see the smug, self satisfied grin on his face.
Then you don't even get to taste the shot as he downs the double and says.
"Good job, that was delicious!"
 
Call for an appointment!
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