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I visited a coffee "chain store" (not *$'s) while at the mall and
ordered an espresso. I wasn't necessarily expecting anything great,
just relief from a horrible "lack of caffeine" headache. The person
who took my order said "are you sure you want espresso? You know this
stuff tastes like tar." The young lady couldn't have been more correct.
I've finally found someone in a chain store that tells the truth. Next
they'll be telling me the owner's name isn't really Barney.
I roast, therefore I am