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Topic: OT: Automobile shots on demand (44 lines)
1) From: miKe mcKoffee
Talking with a neighbor today I just heard about a humorous ingenious mod'
he did to his car in High School. Our conversation started outside by his
house, got around to coffee, he mentioned lousy coffee he'd had stationed in
Hawaii, conversation continued as we moved to my house pulling him a Rancho
Aloha Kona Americano and myself a normale shot of Sumatra TimTim Blangili.
Since Debi was gone having her nails done and his wife didn't know he was
gone we ended up BSing for over an hour. Talked a bit about coffee varietals
like typica and bourbon, experiences in the military (he was a demolitions
instructor), veered to various shots not limited to Kona varietal but other
Hawaiian and non-hawaiian agricultural product and shots not pulled from an
espresso machine, back to explosives and various homemade fun things to
create and do, to car pranks leading to car bombs including how to get best
distant and velocity from a head flying through the windshield via steel
plate backed C4 packed in the headrest (sick I know, but hey a couple guys
shootin' the bull:-) which led back to a different varietal bourbon and the
taste he had for it in High School which leads to his shot on demand car
modification! Quite simple and ingenious. Replace WW washer reservoir and
lines with new, flush 'em good, reposition tank further from engine so
cooler and gets good air flow, re-direct line to interior of car and fashion
line cap. Bourbon on demand, no bottle in sight. Was really funny when he
mentioned his mother borrowing his car. Yup, it rained and she went to use
the wind shield washer but instead the line cap popped off and bourbon
sprayed all over her! (But he didn't get into any real trouble 'cuz he first
started using pot & coke stealing from her stash, though later she started
taking from his stash 'cuz he was getting better product. They came to an
understanding it was ok as long as she left $ so he got get more. Quite the
bizarre family situation, but not that uncommon in reality.) 
If he gets into home roasting and espresso machines who knows what new and
inventive mod's he'll come up with, almost scary!
Kona Konnaisseur miKe mcKoffee
URL to Rosto mods, FrankenFormer, some recipes etc:http://mdmint.home.comcast.net/coffee/Rosto_mod.htmUltimately the quest for Koffee Nirvana is a solitary path. To know I must
first not know. And in knowing know I know not. Each Personal enlightenment
found exploring the many divergent foot steps of Those who have gone before.


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