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Topic: Scary "free sample" (22 msgs / 598 lines)
1) From: Alison Pfeffer
Help!  A free sample of Folger's Gourmet coffee arrived in the mail,  
"Vanilla Biscotti" flavor.  Any ideas what I should do with it?
Alison

2) From: Bill and Tricia Ballad
Pour it in your garden.  Coffee grounds make a really good mulch.
Tricia
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3) From: Eddie Dove
Stay clear and call the Center for Poison Control.
Eddie
On 10/24/06, Alison Pfeffer  wrote:
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4) From: Eddie Dove
NO!  It's not coffee grounds and it will kill everything in your garden.
Stay clear and call the Center for Poison Control.
Eddie
On 10/24/06, Bill and Tricia Ballad  wrote:
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5) From: Lynne
Burn it immediately, then get a priest, minister or rabbi to come to 
the house to ward off the Folger's Demons!!!!
Lynne   ; > )
On Oct 24, 2006, at 8:21 PM, Alison Pfeffer wrote:
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6) From: miKe mcKoffee
Make a batch of biscotti, brew some home roast, toss the Foulgers! (Just
happened to have made a batch of dried blueberry toasted hazelnut biscotti
today, with vanilla extract too of course:-) 
Kona Konnaisseur miKe mcKoffee
URL to Rosto mods, FrankenFormer, some recipes etc:http://mdmint.home.comcast.net/coffee/Rosto_mod.htmUltimately the quest for Koffee Nirvana is a solitary path. To know I must
first not know. And in knowing know I know not. Each Personal enlightenment
found exploring the many divergent foot steps of Those who have gone before.
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7) From: Bill and Tricia Ballad
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It won't kill everything in your garden.but your basil may taste
like.um.what exactly *is* Folgers anyway?
Tricia
From: homeroast-admin
[mailto:homeroast-admin] On Behalf Of Eddie Dove
Sent: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 7:30 PM
To: homeroast
Subject: Re: +Scary "free sample"
NO!  It's not coffee grounds and it will kill everything in your garden.
Stay clear and call the Center for Poison Control.
Eddie
On 10/24/06, Bill and Tricia Ballad  wrote:
Pour it in your garden.  Coffee grounds make a really good mulch. 
Tricia
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8) From: Barry Luterman
Around my house that is the "F" word.

9) From: Michael Mccandless
Do you have a cat?
McSparky
On 10/24/06, Alison Pfeffer  wrote:
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10) From: Leo Zick
I bet itll burn green and yellow and other cool colors

11) From: Leo Zick
Call national homeland defense asap, terrorists are resorting to mail bombs!
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12) From: Edward Bourgeois
Brew up a pot then pour it down that clogged kitchen drain. Better than
"Liquid Plumber".

13) From: Aaron
Liquid plumber.... I bet if you brewed it and drank it, it'd be a Liquid 
Bummer     :-)
Might clog the sink, better not pour it down, could possibly make the 
toilet smell better though.
Aaron

14) From: Scott Marquardt
Folgers gourmet coffee:
Select anagrams:
go off foul germ, secrete!
Grog flees coffee tumor.
free coffee -- or smog glut?
gee, coffee from log ruts...
for glee! coffee rots mug!
Tom rues coffee flogger
coffee melts rug? forego!
forget coffee mug, loser
coffee flume? or eggs rot?
coffee got fouler germs
gurgle coffee from toes
coffee gel for ogre smut
get sour gel from coffee
sore gut from coffee gel
coffee gels grout for me
get loser coffee for mug
On 10/24/06, Alison Pfeffer  wrote:
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15) From: Chris Archuleta
That's one of the best posts I've ever seen here!  Personally, I'd let
my cat give it a whirl before I tainted my garden with the stuff.

16) From: Sandy Andina
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On Oct 25, 2006, at 11:04 AM, Chris Archuleta wrote:
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Nooo! You might poison the cat. (Chocolate and coffee are toxic to  
cats and dogs).
Sandy
www.sandyandina.com
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That's one of the best posts I've ever seen = here!  Personally, I'd = letmy cat give it a whirl before I = tainted my garden with the stuff. Nooo! = You might poison the cat. (Chocolate and coffee are toxic to cats and = dogs). = --Apple-Mail-115-949173949--

17) From: Chris Archuleta
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Not as litter.
From: homeroast-admin
[mailto:homeroast-admin] On Behalf Of Sandy Andina
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:08 AM
To: homeroast
Subject: Re: +Scary "free sample"
 
 
On Oct 25, 2006, at 11:04 AM, Chris Archuleta wrote:
That's one of the best posts I've ever seen here!  Personally, I'd let
my cat give it a whirl before I tainted my garden with the stuff.
 
Nooo! You might poison the cat. (Chocolate and coffee are toxic to cats
and dogs).
Sandy
www.sandyandina.com
 

18) From: Sandy Andina
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On Oct 25, 2006, at 1:08 PM, Chris Archuleta wrote:
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Sandy
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2006, at 1:08 PM, Chris Archuleta wrote:

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homeroast-admin [mailto:homeroast-adm= in] On Behalf Of Sandy Andina
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:08 AM
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On Oct 25, 2006, at 11:04 AM, = Chris = Archuleta = wrote:



That's one of the best posts I've ever seen = here!  Personally, = I'd let

my cat give it a whirl before I tainted my garden = with the stuff.

 

Nooo! You might poison the cat. (Chocolate and = coffee are toxic to cats and dogs).

www.sandyandina.com



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19) From: Leo Zick
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and birds!  
From: Sandy Andina [mailto:sandraandina] 
Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 12:08 PM
To: homeroast
Subject: Re: +Scary "free sample"
On Oct 25, 2006, at 11:04 AM, Chris Archuleta wrote:
That's one of the best posts I've ever seen here! Personally, I'd let
my cat give it a whirl before I tainted my garden with the stuff.
Nooo! You might poison the cat. (Chocolate and coffee are toxic to cats and
dogs).
Sandy
www.sandyandina.com

20) From: Cameron Forde
No worries.  Even bird brains know enough to stay away from that stuff.
On 10/25/06, Leo Zick  wrote:
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21) From: Terry Stockdale
At 07:31 PM 10/24/2006, you wrote:
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That sounds like my recipe for liver.
Take 1 pound calf's liver, place in gallon Ziploc bag.
Add one half-pint jar of French's yellow mustard.
Close and seal bag carefully, squeezing out as much air as possible.
Mash meat around in the mustard so it's fully coated.
Place in refrigerator to marinate for 8 hours.
After 8 hours, take bag from refrigerator, throw in garbage.
Go to MacDonald's for a Big Mac.
--
Terry Stockdale -- Baton Rouge, LA
My Coffee Pages:http://www.terrystockdale.com/coffeeMy computer tips site:  http://www.terryscomputertips.com

22) From: Eddie Dove
LOL!  That was good.
Eddie
On 10/25/06, Terry Stockdale  wrote:
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