I found this the other day and could not resist posting it - modified slightly.
Homeroast is my shephard. I shall not doze. It maketh me to wake in
green pastures. It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses. It
restoreth my brain and my senses. It leadeth me in the paths of
consciousness for it's name sake. Yea, though I walk through the
valley of the shadow of sleep, I will fear not preground canned
coffee for thou art with me. Thy taste and thy aroma they comfort
me. Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of my
zzz's. Thou anointest my day with sunlight. My cup runneth
over. Surely richness and flavor shall follow me all the days of my
life: and I will dwell in the house of my Sweet Maria forever...let
us sip...or whatever.
AlChemist at large
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