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Topic: OT - Re: Make Us Laugh Tradition (3 msgs / 96 lines)
1) From: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Juan_M._J=E1come?=
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock
and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.
The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very
special." At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and
brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the
jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it."
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by
check. "I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring
up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no
money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?"
Cheers,
Juan M.

2) From: =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Juan_M._J=E1come?=
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one
day.  Playing with his toys in her bedroom while
grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
"Grandma, how come you don't have a boy friend
now that Grandpa went to heaven?"
Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I
can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The
religious programs make me feel good and the
comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as
my boyfriend."
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was
terrible.  She started adjusting the knobs, trying to
get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started
hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the
problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried
to open the door, and there stood Grandma's
minister.
The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma
home?"  The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the
bedroom bangin' her boyfriend."
The minister fainted.
2006/12/14, Juan M. Jácome :
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3) From: Verdova Bishop
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KIDS IN CHURCH
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