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Topic: OT: Make Us Laugh Tradition (34 lines)
1) From: Michael Wascher
 What To Say About A Coffee you got as a Gift from a clueless person ...
10. Hey! Uh...  Coffee!
9. Well, well, well ...
8. Boy, if I had not just given up caffeine that would've been great.
7. This is perfect for feeding the worms.
6. Gosh. I hope this never catches fire! It is fire season though. There are
lots of unexplained fires. (Doesn't work for *$$, it's already been through
a fire).
5. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
4. I love it -- but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. Sadly, tomorrow I leave for maneuvers/cruise/deployment. I can only take
the gear in my duffel bag.
2. To think -- this is the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
And the Number One Thing to say:
 1. "I really don't deserve this."
--MikeW
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"Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you--if you don't play,
you can't win." --Robert Heinlein


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