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Topic: OT - *Winner* Make Us Laugh Tradition (2 msgs / 57 lines)
1) From: Don Harris
Here is the winning joke. Sherry, I will be contacting you later
today, good job!
Thanks to everyone who played along,
Don
Sherry Hausner 	
Purina diet
I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador
Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I
had a dog. Duh!
On impulse, I told her that No, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital
last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and
IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it
works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat
one or two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and
was that why I ended up in the hospital.
I said no . . . . . I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt
when a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door

2) From:
Don, great contest, Sherry, get laugh!!
congrats
ginny
---- Don Harris  wrote: 
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