I can add to that list:
1. Your girlfriend thinks your crazy or obsessed, but doesn't say a
word cause she likes good coffee too.
2. Your parents think you need to get out of the house more and find
3. Your neighbors have called the fire department when you started
because had smoke pouring out your windows.
4. You and the UPS man are on a first name basis.
5. Your neighbors are on UPS watch for you when you place an order so
there is no chance of rain hitting your UPS package.
6. You dream about getting to taste your last roast soon as it is rested.
7. You smoke in your house, but nobody can tell from your coffee roasting.
8. Your Girlfriend, family, and neighbors know when to order their
coffee from you based on time of year and region.
Oh I am sure there are lots more.....