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Topic: OT: Combinations? (was: Re: +Kids and Coffee) (49 lines)
1) From: Patrick R. Sklenar
Barry Luterman wrote:
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i'm sorry ... i just can't resist ...
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[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him 
the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland : One.
Dark Helmet : One.
Colonel Sandurz : One.
Roland : Two.
Dark Helmet : Two.
Colonel Sandurz : Two.
Roland : Three.
Dark Helmet : Three.
Colonel Sandurz : Three.
Roland : Four.
Dark Helmet : Four.
Colonel Sandurz : Four.
Roland : Five.
Dark Helmet : Five.
Colonel Sandurz : Five.
Dark Helmet : So the combination is 
one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever 
heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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President Skroob : [enters after 
the interrogation of King Roland] Well? Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet : It worked, sir. We 
have the combination.
President Skroob : Great. Now we 
can take every last breath of fresh air from planet Druidia. What's the 
combination?
Dark Helmet : 1 2 3 4 5.
President Skroob : 1 2 3 4 5? 
That's amazing! I've got the same combination on my luggage! Prepare 
Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!
Dark Helmet : Yes, sir!
President Skroob : And change the 
combination on my luggage!
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