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Topic: OT: Combinations? (46 lines)
1) From: Patrick R. Sklenar
Barry Luterman wrote:
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i'm sorry ... i just can't resist ... (  sorry for formatting 
goof up. :( )
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[King Roland has given in to Dark Helmet's threats, and is telling him 
the combination to the "air shield"]
Roland: One.
Dark Helmet: One.
Colonel Sandurz: One.
Roland: Two.
Dark Helmet: Two.
Colonel Sandurz: Two.
Roland: Three.
Dark Helmet: Three.
Colonel Sandurz: Three.
Roland: Four.
Dark Helmet: Four.
Colonel Sandurz: Four.
Roland: Five.
Dark Helmet: Five.
Colonel Sandurz: Five.
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's 
the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing 
an idiot would have on his luggage!
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President Skroob: [enters after the interrogation of King Roland] Well? 
Did it work? Where's the king?
Dark Helmet: It worked, sir. We have the combination.
President Skroob: Great. Now we can take every last breath of fresh air 
from planet Druidia. What's the combination?
Dark Helmet: 1 2 3 4 5.
President Skroob: 1 2 3 4 5? That's amazing! I've got the same 
combination on my luggage! Prepare Spaceball 1 for immediate departure!
Dark Helmet: Yes, sir!
President Skroob: And change the combination on my luggage!
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