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Topic: OT (sort of) You know you're a coffee snob when... (2 msgs / 88 lines)
1) From: Rick Copple
Okay, Rayo has me thinking of more.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
The sight of a Char$s while driving causes road rage.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
You get a call from the White House to advise them on coffee imports.
You know you're a coffee snob when....
You're asked to judge a coffee competition, and find you are the only 
judge they asked.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
You think a good health care plan is a package from Dr. Creama.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
A hurricane hits: lights out, gas lines busted, flooding, tornadoes, but 
you still have the means to make a cup of java...and you do.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
You pay your local dentist with home roasted coffee.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
The city taxes your house for "smog" production.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
All your coffee mugs are espresso cups.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
Your spouse ask you to brew some tea, and you drag out the CR Tres Rios.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
Tom tells us a coffee is funky and has barnyard smells, and you can't 
wait to try it.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
You think another trip through a bird's rectum would make a bean even 
better.
You know you're a coffee snob when...
A computer manual says, "Press enter" and it causes flashbacks of your 
best French Press cup ever.
And finally, you know you're a coffee snob when...
You give the answer "caffeine" to the challenge, "Name one of the four 
major food groups."
Enjoy! ;)
-- 
Rick Copplehttp://www.rlcopple.com/

2) From: gin
Rick:
GREAT STUFF,m
thanks,
ginny
---- Rick Copple  wrote: 
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