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Topic: OT Upgraditis negotiation tips (2 msgs / 81 lines)
1) From: miKe mcKoffee
Thought some of these might be helpful to some of you guys before
negotiating your next major purchase.... (sent to me by Debi:-)
9 WORDS WOMEN USE 
(1)Fine:This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.
(2)Five Minutes:If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3)Nothing:This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you
should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.   
(4)Go Ahead:This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!    
(5)Loud Sigh:This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6)That's Okay:This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make
to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
how and when you will pay for your mistake.  
(7)Thanks:A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she
says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at
all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8)Whatever:Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU! 
(9)Don't worry about it, I got it:Another dangerous statement, meaning this
is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now
doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For
the woman's response refer to # 3.
* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid
if they remember the terminology.
 
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, because
they know it's true.
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2) From: raymanowen
 9 WORDS WOMEN USE- Addendum-
[With relaxed, supple vocal cords and slow expiration, the consonants of
"Dammit" form, without the vowel sounds.]
Cheers, Mabuhay -RayO, aka Opa!
"Proceed at own risk..."
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