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Topic: Coffee plants + confidentiality clause (7 msgs / 166 lines)
1) From: Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin
Great to hear  you have some tree sprouting John, well done.
Wendy
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On 1/11/02 17:54, "AlChemist John"  wrote:
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2) From: Ben Treichel
I think I'm offended! How dare you threaten your neighbors kelpie (is 
that half dog and half kelp?). I don't know what it has done to you but 
you being the (supposabilty) the more evloved specious, and knowing that 
the kelpie has reached his full potential, should be absquated 
publically for your death threats to a poor defensless kelpie.
Ben
;-)
Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin wrote:
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3) From: Andrew Thomas
--- Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin  wrote:
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That made my day, Wendy. Thanks.
Andy (looking for salt)
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4) From: Mike McGinness
From: "Ben Treichel" 
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Ben! Isn't that being a bit severe with Wendy? I mean, if you mean what I
think you mean, that's being down right mean! To want her to surreptitously
leave and die and then argue publicly about it being justified?
BTW, if that Australian breed of sheep dog 'Kelpie' happened to swim to
Mauritius Island from Australia then probably yes half kelp by now...:-)
FYI [Dictionary definition:
      ab·squat·u·late [ ab skwóch làyt ] (past ab·squat·u·lat·ed, past
participle ab·squat·u·lat·ed, present participle ab·squat·u·lat·ing, 3rd
person present singular ab·squat·u·lates)
      intransitive verb
      1. abscond: to leave, especially in a hurry or under suspicious
circumstances
      2. die: to die
      3. argue: to argue
      [Mid-19th century. A humorous formation modeled on English words of
Latin origin, as if from Latin ab away + English squat + -ulate  (as in
congratulate), literally meaning the reverse of squat, that is, to depart in
a hurry.]
end definition.]
 BTW Wendy, try adding a touch of brown sugar and a pinch of cinnamon with
your disclaimer clause:-)
MM;-)
Totally mystified by such wayward wanderings of topic:-)
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5) From: Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin
Ha Ben, I have never really considered humans to be more evolved than our
four legged friends :-)
Wendy (dog lover)
On 2/11/02 19:36, "Ben Treichel"  wrote:
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Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin
Coastal Road
Pomponette
Mauritius Island
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6) From: Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin
Excellent suggestion Mike!
Wendy
On 3/11/02 1:12, "Mike McGinness"  wrote:
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Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin
Coastal Road
Pomponette
Mauritius Island
Tel/ans/fax  (230) 6257399
Mobile  (230) 2560182   •
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7) From: Ben Treichel
There is a missing post that I resent. If you get lost on the reference 
to the definition of 'is', it refers to 'Slick Willy' our former President.
Wendy Austin & Thomas Oswin wrote:
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BTW, is a kelpie really a sheepdog?
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