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Topic: thought the list would enjoy this greeting.............. (4 msgs / 77 lines)
1) From: R.N.Kyle
Did Susan just say Merry Christmas?
Ron Kyle
Anderson SC
rnkyle

2) From: Steven Dover

3) From: susan oppenheim
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for a happy,
socially-responsible, gender neutral, environmentally-friendly
celebration of the winter solstice holiday (if you
happen to live in the Northern Hemisphere), or of the summer solstice
holiday (if you happen to live in the
Southern Hemisphere), practiced within the religious or secular
traditions of your choice, or non-religious
practice of your choice. Due respect is hereby given to calendars of
other cultures that do not celebrate this
same solstice. Similarly, respect is given to the recipients of this
greeting regardless of their creed, race,
color, age, sex, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
preference, choice of computer platform, and human or
non-human companion of choice. By accepting this greeting, you are
accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies
no promise by the wisher, nor his or her
retainer(s), to actually implement the wishes referred to. Any wish
is void if prohibited by law. Any wish is
revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. Warranty of the
wishes is restricted to the legal minimum
regarding wishes. Warranty is restricted solely to the replacement of
this wish should it be found in any way
wanting. No responsibility can be accepted for other damage caused by
a faulty wish. Issuance of a new
wish shall remain at the discretion of the wisher unless compelled by
law.
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4) From: susan oppenheim
someone sent this to me
pretty funny
"R.N.Kyle" wrote:
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